8 XXX : out of commission

I've been out of commission for a while... did anyone miss me?

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The Flu Has Kept Me Out Of Commission

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Your wife found out that two of your coworkers were stealing your clients and making you sign over your commissions. She laughed in your face and told you to invite them over and say out loud that you're "signing her over" as well.

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