8 XXX : penis jokes

This is my roommate in SAE, who for obvious reasons walks around naked all the time. It makes me so embarrassed but also so turned on to be in the showers with him. He texted a bunch of us this pic as a joke when he was drunk. Face removed.

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I wasn't joking about it having its own watch size..

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Is this a joke?

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