8 XXX : she got you there

You kids today think you’ve got it tough - back before the invention of the remote, we had to get a naked woman to change the channels for us. Of course, there were only 4 channels, so she had plenty of spare time to make us a sandwich.

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When you got there, she still wasn't dressed...

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You were too tired to go to your friends' party, but your girlfriend wasn't! Here's what she looked like when she got there at 9 pm, and then at 2:30 am, multiple drinks later

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Your sister and her boyfriend came home unexpectedly and caught you perusing her panty drawer. He beat the shit out of you, and watching got her so turned on she gave it up to him right then and there. "Serves you right, you perv!"

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When your mom found out how bad he was beating you, she told you she was going over to his house right then and there. When she got home that night, she announced that she was divorcing your father and marrying your bully, calling it "True Love"

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Maybe you can guess she got creampied but there is nothing to look at

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For everyone out there that enjoys seeing my wife's wedding ring as she teases me for having a clit instead of a cock, here is a New Year's gift to you all! [We love comments, so please leave one if ya' got one!]

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