8 XXX : so excuse me

"Excuse Me Mister, Would You Mind If I Come & Stand Up Close Behind You, So That I Can Slowly Read What Your Tattoo Says?"

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Excuse me ma'am could you help me in the dressing room please?

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Woke up like this (I'm still figuring this one out, so excuse me if it doesn't work)

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