8 XXX : thats my excuse

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I'm going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. Anyone who wants to tag along is more than welcome.

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So, someone suggested that I should dress up as a maid while I cleaned my room. I guess it turned out ok. Please excuse the messy room.

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Even though I have a girlfriend now, mom says that's no excuse to start excluding my sister.

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After staying with my aunt for a week, she's starting to question the usual cuddling excuses.

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With my sisters, it turns out that broken arms are no excuse.

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just recently heard about this problem, but damn the NSA if they'll take away my freedom to show off what god blessed me with! Plus any good excuse to show off my friend is cool with me :-)

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Excuse me while I set my house on fire

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Excuse the fact that I'm basically grinding my selfie stick [f]

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Kitten knows that fatigue is no excuse for not having my dinner ready when I get home. She has only herself to blame.

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