8 XXX : they dated

Always Check the Expiry Date (x-post from /r/AnnaTatu)

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A selection of pics from our adventures; they range in date from 8 years ago to last month

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Being mostly straight sucks sometimes. All the girls I want to date run away in fear when they see it, while the gay boys I let service me beg me to pound their face harder.

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My dates always seems to go great when they can't take their eyes off me. Then I blow their mind when they find out I'm not wearing any panties. ;)

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I once dated a chick with inverted nipples, they're fun to play with

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As a 40 [F], are my breasts still considered sexy or are they past their expiration date?

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My parents just think my brother and I go out for lunch dates a lot but what they don't know is we go out to our secret spot so we can fuck!

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Potion Transforms Date Into Balloon Boob Bimbo! ;)

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My girlfriend was working in the backyard of a house where they also shoot adult movies. The director sent her this picture from the dailies. I guess I'm dating a porn star now?

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She went on a lunch date, but they ended up back at his place for a little bit.

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I should have know Deshaun had something more planned for date night. Even with the new laws passing I'd never had more than three guys at once and he knew how badly I wanted to change that. This is the best birthday gift anyone has given me! They even sa

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I told the guy when they started dating--she'll always be a daddy's girl.

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[f] getting ready for a date night.. if they only knew about this lol

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Date night

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Thinking of wearing this on a first date. Would you fuck me after? (F) (OC)

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When a new date says they like white

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You recognize your sister's new boyfriend immediately. They've just been dating a week, so maybe you could talk to her and tell her what an asshole he is. As soon as he recognized you, he grabbed her for the first time, took her phone, and sent you this.

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Now that my bullies are dating my sisters, they have no time to bother me.

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"Take her swimming on the first date" they say. Bitch, please. I'm still cute as shit.

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Tinder date didn't want it on her face

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I was really upset because I didn’t have a date for prom. My big sisters decided to skip it with me and show me the only fun part about prom. They’re the best.

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I was really upset because I didn’t have a date for prom. My big sisters decided to skip it with me and show me the only fun part about prom. They’re the best.

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The advantage to dating a gymnast: they're VERY flexible. [vanilla]

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Blueberry Date (BE, clothes ripping, blueberry)

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She asked if he could just come over and they could skip the date

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If your girlfriend doesn't care that you guys are dating, why should they?

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Date a fat girl they said. They are more loyal and won't cheat.

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