8 XXX : this shit up

I made this so you can masturbate to a caption that doesn't include animals, cheating, cross-dressing, hypnosis, shit, or urine. Remember to clean up your semen afterwards. [Maid Costume] [Female Perspective]

imgur.com category @LumperMono

HOLY SHIT-TITTIES IT'S MY CAKEDAY. Here, upvote this pic with ropes and boobs.

imgur.com category @DaveTheRoper

Picked this nude up at a junk sale. Feel like I should know her. Sorry for the shit photo.

imgur.com category @Quackenstein

WHY IS THIS FUCKIN' BRA IN MY WAY, THIS IS THE SHIT I PUT UP WITH

imgur.com category @bobsam93

You Can't Make This Shit Up [69 Picture Album]

imgur.com category @TheCockGoblin

"damn. shit is cold up in this piece. good thing i gots my fur."

tumblr.com category @havoc_bot

(f) Climbing this tower up nort' scared the shit out of me!

imgur.com category @_littering-and_

"It's a social network called dickgirls. Look at my earrings in my thread tho." -- Little sissiebitch, please. I ain't pinging you but you'll still see this shit on count of you want up in my beautiful testament to feminine penis! Nnn-O!

imgur.com category @Kimbers_left-overs

My beta neighbor tried to confront me after I fondled his wife’s massive titties at their anniversary party last night. I ended up beating the shit out of him in front of everyone. This morning she sent me this snap..

gfycat.com category @[deleted]