8 XXX : why is it like

So that is why they put guard rails at the arboretum

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So that is why the hose to shower-head is ribbed

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She is a great secretary but I can never remember why I called her into my office

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Why there are always stairs outside an office park

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why do you like asians? is it because we have tight fuckholes?

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This is how you both like it.

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"pretend like you like it."

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So, this is my cock, does anyone like it? :)

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watching the second (f)ifty shades is killing my brain cells but damn why can't someone touch me like that

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"Oh come one honey, you know why I'm dressed like this. Fucking your mother is so wrong, but what if I wanted it as well."

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Why the queue is always long on an airplane

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She likes cream in her coffee.

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"See mom?" "This is why I don't like it when you bring your boyfriend home!"

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Why is it so hard to find men like this!? Lol

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As much as I love crazy sex, the sight/sound of another cute girl a few feet away getting the same treatment (or worse!) always makes it 100x hotter. This is why I like swingers clubs... (x-post /r/gangbang)

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That’s why it is called a cockpit

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why is it i never see bikinis like this at my public pool?

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"Goodnight, baby. I'm being forced to bunk with Kylie's ex, is that okay? I know you don't like him but it's just for the weekend. I'll text you in the morning.❤"

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You expected something like this was going happen eventually but it was only her second date! Do you think you'll be ready for what ever is next?

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Is it Halloween yet? Also why can't I go out like this?!

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So this is the first time I ever post something like this but yeah, I'm nothing compared to the dudes here but that's my dick and I'm proud of it!

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