Everyone on kik disappears and never wants to trade pics, so you all get my pic instead.
imgur.com category @[deleted]
Smoking (cigarettes) is a major turnoff, to the point of being a deal breaker
imgur.com category @Iltmhcttrotd
"... And then she pulled out my mushroom tip, and when it came out, it went, drip-drip-drip"
imgur.com category @Iltmhcttrotd
I want to be a reverse Santa Claus and make *you* say "Oh, Oh, Oh!"
imgur.com category @Iltmhcttrotd
It wasn't difficult to get this moon shot, but I hope you like it anyway
imgur.com category @Iltmhcttrotd
I would probably be naked a lot more often if it were socially acceptable
imgur.com category @Iltmhcttrotd
They say don't meet your heroes, but is it OK to *meat* them instead?
imgur.com category @Iltmhcttrotd
Feeling really undesireable after some comments from a girl on a dating site... just super down.
imgur.com category @[deleted]
The US is one of only two countries that allows direct-to-consumer marketing of pharmaceuticals
imgur.com category @Iltmhcttrotd
imgur.com category @Iltmhcttrotd
"Dick appointment" has to be one of my favorite new-ish terms. It's succinct and hilarious
imgur.com category @Iltmhcttrotd
"Hit the nail on the head" sounds like a quick and painful way to ruin foreplay
imgur.com category @Iltmhcttrotd