8 XXX : nsfw_wtf

*wraps massive man sausage around wrist* Oh look at that, it's dick o'clock! (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
I know it's a cliche and also this is meant to be more funny then sexy... yadda yadda. ​ but I'm an american and even I know that they are actual guards, and they actually protect the grounds. Thus doing any of what she does will get you first beat senseless then thrown in lockup. I'm posting this mostly as a warning because their actually are stupid people who do this kind of thing.
Hey there OP r/NSFWFunny is over here
Where's the wtf?
MAKE WAY FOR THE QUEENS GUARD!
Holy fuck, that’s a huge dick. Is it a grower or a shower?
Madison Ivy always has fun content.
Well it fits in there and not here
I would have be fired my first day.
This is hilarious!
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Wtf... i hope he press charge. If it was a girl at the place of the courageous guard people would have been outraged. This is sexual assault. Nothing more.