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News from around the world: Free women in Pussiana now have to pay additional 5% tax for parking fees. The Department of Transportation said "it will force freewomen to use public transportation more often. Thus generating greater revenue"

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The doctor collected your sample. He never said he'd use it.

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Santa said he couldn't make it to your house this year, so he sent me instead...

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Mom was always the centre of attention at parties. She said it was just down to her charm.

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"You told me to wear whatever made me feel good about myself tonight... come on, I promise it'll be good for both of us!" said mom.

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Just after new year, mom said she had a great way to start it...

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When I told mom, she said she knew what had happened, and would sort it when we got there.

imgur.com category @somerandomer

[Request] She said she would let me out if someone captioned it. Please help!

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When my aunt said sis and I could chill at her place, I thought she'd be cooler about it.

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Santa said he couldn't make it to your house this year, so he sent me instead...

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u/Cupless Said I Might [F]it In Here! (x-post)

imgur.com category @BeOurAudience

"And now you gonna suck it, bitch. Gentle - and deep", she said.

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A Previous Boyfriend Said It Was Ugly... Your Thoughts?

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They said it'd be a hard one...

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[f] they said to post it here lol

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She said it

imgur.com category @Addicted_to_reddit69

The name gives it away, BigBootyBBW XXL has never been thin, but that said... Holy hell, her descent into morbid obesity is sexy

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Lil insecure about this one but my best friend said I should post it.

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My gf and her friend said it was just a "girls night out" and I have to say....I'm jealous of her ;)

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She said it was just a dare

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Your girlfriend said she was going to try on clothes with her friend, it wasn't until you got this message from her phone you realised which friend.

gfycat.com category @somerandomer

Your wife said it would just be a quiet night out with the girls.

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You came home when they hung out one time and found them both naked and panting. They said it was exercise.

gfycat.com category @4TE4

When I hid a live camera in mom's bedroom I finally proved she was lying when she said she wasn't cheating on dad with my high school bully. Sadly, it didn't take long for her and my bully to notice the webcam light was still on, and he took pride in fuck

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[mom] Mom said it makes her feel REALLY good knowing she is able to help you with your bully problem...

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What, you don't like it sweetie? Well, your boss promised to demote you and cut your pay if I stay like this the whole ceremony, so of course I said yes! I can't wait to see your dear mum's face when I walk in haha! Now come along, let's get hitched!

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Your sister said that she was only doing this to protect you, but soon it was clear that she never had a cock like mine

gfycat.com category @YoungDPPMale

[B/S] Who said she had to give it up?

imgur.com category @clowns4mom

Your girl said it was a "work function" but they spent the weekend doing this.

gfycat.com category @Crippled_commenter

Your girlfriend said she was going to try on clothes with her friend, it wasn't until you got this message from her phone you realised which friend.

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Summer vacation with company, she said it will be fun.(vid)

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After dinner one of Goddess' friends said that the pork was nice but it would be even better if served with apples and well stuffed. Goddess was happy to oblige.

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mom said its not incest if she don't touch it

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Mom said it makes her feel REALLY good knowing she is able to help you with your bully problem...

imgur.com category @GetOutofMYMOM

She said she was doing it to protect you but I think she has a bigger reason

gfycat.com category @debassman

When I hid a live camera in mom's bedroom I finally proved she was lying when she said she wasn't cheating on dad with my high school bully. Sadly, it didn't take long for her and my bully to notice the webcam light was still on, and he took pride in fuck

gfycat.com category @Jigurts

He said it’s only a matter of time before he beats up my moms cunt like this

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We both said we'd pull out before it was too late...

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They took this off of the main exmo subreddit. Said it was too scandalous or something. Been mentally our for 8 years and officially out since 2011. Cheer to a happy new year.

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He said he had a cute outfit for you so you met at his place. It didn't stay on for long

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I could not have said it better than you two. you make me smile.

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I could not have said it better than you two. you make me smile.

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Japanese girl I met said she wanted to give it a shot so I let her. :)

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My gf and her friend said it was just a "girls night out" and I have to say....I'm jealous of her ;)

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they said it was because they had nothing in common but his sex life says otherwise.

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We went on a family vacation to Hawaii which sounds fun but left us surrounded by people or parents every at second. Eventually me and my twin said fuck it and I pounded his ass right there on the beach outside our hotel.

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My wife says the guy in this photo (on R) looks just like her first boyfriend, Tony -- especially his cock. She said when Tony was flaccid he never got smaller than this, and then told me to create a comparison of me when soft - so here it is! Most embarr

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She loves my morning wood and said I should post it here. Hope you like too.

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ok, i know i've said it before but WOW!

imgur.com category @ohsuitsyousir

So I have a deal with this guy. He said I can post his pic. If it gets love, he'll post some himself!

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