imgur.com category @weclock
I asked her what she wanted for her birthday....she said "to OWN it"
imgur.com category @Seattlesiss
They said it couldn't be done... TRIPLE CUM BLOWJOB! Sauce in Comments ;)
gfycat.com category @Sexy_Saffron
gfycat.com category @internet1776
She said she could take it but daddy's cock seemed to big for her.
imgur.com category @IncestPornAccount
Mom wasn't angry when she came home to a porno blasting. She just said it was a waste of a boner.
tumblr.com category @lemauvaisfils
When my sister told me she wanted to tape us, I said only if my face isn't in it
gfycat.com category @47th
My aunt said she knew the way to any man's heart. She proved it later.
tumblr.com category @lemauvaisfils
Mom got upset at my daily jerk-off habit. She said it was a terrible waste.
tumblr.com category @lemauvaisfils
My sister told me it was shower time and Dad said we had to shower together to conserve water
imgur.com category @dirtnast403
imgur.com category @_redtouch
My wife just sent me this from work and said, "Happy Friday!" It is now, that's for sure.
imgur.com category @NudesNudesNudes
Ariel said it would be her pleasure to take a selfie with me... I must meet her now.
imgur.com category @PressYtoFly
When sis wouldn't stop complaining about her boyfriend, mom said it was time to share
tumblr.com category @lepota
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I showed this old baby photo to mom. She said we could try to recreate it.
tumblr.com category @lepota
tumblr.com category @lepota
tumblr.com category @lepota
I knew my sister was joking when she said "Take a picture, it'll last longer." But still.
tumblr.com category @lepota
Water gun fights in the woods, what more can be said other than it sounds fun, like wet hard fun.
imgur.com category @thinksexual
imgur.com category @dirtypicsname
imgur.com category @Lilbittyprincess
imgur.com category @trixiemarie557
Sent this to my boyfriend and he said nothing. Maybe someone else will enjoy it.
imgur.com category @clemmierobert
tumblr.com category @whizz
imgur.com category @annelore
I agree completely, couldn't have said it better myself. 10/10 [ohyescanada]
tumblr.com category @havoc_bot
imgur.com category @FatBull
My Mommy said this was the cutest smile I'd ever made, so I figured I should share it :)
imgur.com category @sissybridget2
She said if you took her on a nice vacation you could put it in any hole
imgur.com category @Kylepaulmal