8 XXX : shes back

In case it hasn't sunk in yet. You aren't a real man. (Bull caps, all my old material, with some new captions, I'm back bitches.)

imgur.com category @young_dirty_bastard

I like to watch her fuck other guys. But, if she lets me, I have to clean up afterwards. Sometimes, there's a pretty big mess!

imgur.com category @heyjoewhatsthat

"Come give me a kiss," she said.

imgur.com category @heyjoewhatsthat

Good thing she packed that bikini

imgur.com category @caseyhart9

when he came, he knew he was coming back for more.

imgur.com category @MyBlackHoles

What she cares about

imgur.com category @caseyhart9

Why would she?

imgur.com category @lickitforme

"Get over here," she said. Now that he's fucked me, I want you to clean me up.

imgur.com category @heyjoewhatsthat

[daughter] They say she really reminds them of her mom.

imgur.com category @ccveryweird

[wife][gif] Well, she told you that you shouldn't have touched her then.

imgur.com category @ccveryweird

Why would she want to give you one?

imgur.com category @caseyhart9

You know she doesn't think of you

imgur.com category @caseyhart9

[wife] Do what she says and she'll do what she's promised.

imgur.com category @ccveryweird

You were hoping she wouldn't go without you

imgur.com category @makingcaptions

Sometimes she just needs something more

imgur.com category @1230clock

[gif][wife] One time she even squirted while doing this.

imgur.com category @ccveryweird

Best anal of your life and she didn't even let you in her ass

imgur.com category @unhungJObud

When she heard her mother moan, she knew what she wanted

imgur.com category @[deleted]

I hate it when I lose my wife in the store, and after 5 minutes she comes back like this.

imgur.com category @MyBlackHoles

Getting back into the caption business.

imgur.com category @stevowonder

Do what she says or she'll get pissed!

imgur.com category @MyBlackHoles

[gif][girlfriend] Wow, she's far too damn freaking overconfident, isn't she?

imgur.com category @ccveryweird

Once he was done taking the picture, he typed in his number, and threw the phone back to me. Here, you hang on to this for her.

imgur.com category @MyBlackHoles

[wife] You may be dying of jealously, but at least she's having fun. Isn't she?

imgur.com category @ccveryweird

[wife] She's a bad liar, so she doesn't even try. Especially with strangers.

imgur.com category @ccveryweird

and you won't be getting her back anytime soon...

imgur.com category @photoabc

Now that my girlfriend's gone black, I may never get her back.

imgur.com category @heyjoewhatsthat

While he's back inside...

imgur.com category @brownpa

No backing out now

imgur.com category @[deleted]

The night she learned she can never go back...

gfycat.com category @wake_winkle_wupmole

Your long-distance girlfriend has a new friend. He knows she's taken. But without you there to stop him, she might as well be single.

gfycat.com category @Nilfgaardian_Leviosa

What she does when she's out with her "friends"

gfycat.com category @OCcuck

You both applied for the same job, but they hired her. Her coworkers texted her inappropriately, always at odd hours, but she insisted on being polite. It made you uncomfortable. It's like she was being groomed.

gfycat.com category @Nilfgaardian_Leviosa

Even when she has a mouthful of cock, she is thoughtful enough to think of you

gfycat.com category @BBSK9911

You guys got into an argument. She said she was going to her parents’ house. She hasn’t answered your calls.

gfycat.com category @[deleted]

Late back from the game.

gfycat.com category @HMEReddit

You text her friends, but they're all covering for her. Their stories don't seem to match. You don't know where she is, or where she's staying tonight. All you know is that her new coworker was with them, and now they're both gone. Is she okay?

gfycat.com category @Nilfgaardian_Leviosa

Just be proud that your girl is finally getting the cock she deserves. Be proud of the fact that she’s servicing that big black cock. Just focus on work while you know she’s taking it in your bed at home. Accept it.

gfycat.com category @suckmydiddle

You got worried for a second, but she kept insisting she was good

imgur.com category @charliemanx

Don't you know that bragging always comes back to haunt you?

imgur.com category @bimbolivia

Your girl doesn’t suck you off much if at all, but you noticed some marks on her knees. She found a way to prevent that when she made her following visit to your best friends house.

gfycat.com category @suckmydiddle

Her husband wants a baby. She says her friend can help, but she keeps telling him to cum in her ass, so they can "try" all they want.

gfycat.com category @DevilsMicro

After having only your small cock for a long time, she was all over his cock the moment she saw it.

gfycat.com category @Triggerwarningsos

They had a brutal contract season, your wife and her coworker pulled all nighters and got it done.....now she wants to pay him back for his hard work

gfycat.com category @RickyLanding

Her bald pussy's coming back to you sore and swollen

gfycat.com category @MistressStella

Once the genie's out of the bottle there's no turning back

imgur.com category @soloman_aus

You believed her when she said she was going out for "girls night", didn't you?

imgur.com category @bimbolivia

Promised the wife I'll get her pregnant on Valentines day, but got held back at work.

gfycat.com category @pm_me_your_wet-pussy

When you got home she made it very clear that she would never move in with your parents. She added that she's got plenty of friends who would be happy to take her in. You knew she meant one of her exes and you knew you weren't gonna make rent.

gfycat.com category @PM_4_DEEPTHROAT

I couldn't handle it when she sent me this, I wish she would let me go

imgur.com category @subrosaBMX