![[gif][wife] She tells you everything.](/preview/0/63/635425.jpg)
![[wife] She calls it "modern", but it's actually pretty ancient.](/preview/0/63/635475.jpg)
![[girlfriend] What would it mean if she did..?](/preview/0/63/635485.jpg)
![[wife] They said that she was a screamer.](/preview/0/63/635527.jpg)
That Dangerous Time When She's Ovulating and You Can't Find Her Anywhere
imgur.com category @creative-juices
![[gif][wife] It's not really cheating, because she never loved you in the first place.](/preview/0/63/635562.jpg)
[gif][wife] It's not really cheating, because she never loved you in the first place.
imgur.com category @ccveryweird
![[girlfriend] Come to think of it, her sister said she liked Jeff...](/preview/0/63/635589.jpg)
![[wife] Don't distract your wife when she's busy like that.](/preview/0/63/635652.jpg)
![[wife] She did most of the convincing.](/preview/0/63/635653.jpg)
![[gif][wife] She just needed proper instruction.](/preview/0/63/635698.jpg)
![[wife] You're happy if she's happy.](/preview/0/63/635713.jpg)
![[wife] She came from a cock being forced up her ass, and you came from powerlessly watching it happen, so you both kinda suit each other, don't you?](/preview/0/63/635725.jpg)
imgur.com category @ccveryweird
![[wife] She's a very determined employee.](/preview/0/63/635727.jpg)
![[wife] It's not because she likes his cock, it's the habits.](/preview/0/63/635767.jpg)
![[wife] If she's daring enough to let a stranger fuck her, you should be brave enough to watch her do it.](/preview/0/63/635796.jpg)
imgur.com category @ccveryweird
Later, after all nine of them had left, she was as good as her word.
imgur.com category @Statistical_Variance
![[girlfriend] And there was a time when she thought that your 5'' were "big".](/preview/0/63/635822.jpg)
[girlfriend] And there was a time when she thought that your 5'' were "big".
imgur.com category @ccveryweird
![[wife] She gotta share her frustration somehow...](/preview/0/63/635823.jpg)
![[gif][wife] He told you to drink it whenever she isn't able to, so what are you waiting for?](/preview/0/63/635853.jpg)
[gif][wife] He told you to drink it whenever she isn't able to, so what are you waiting for?
imgur.com category @ccveryweird
I wanted her to tie me up. I didn't know that she'd then invite her new "friend" over.
gfycat.com category @heyjoewhatsthat
Now you know why she was "too exhausted for sex" on your wedding night.
imgur.com category @PM_YourPics_2Caption
![[bull][girlfriend] She says he's "kinda nice, though". That's retarded.](/preview/0/63/635912.jpg)
[bull][girlfriend] She says he's "kinda nice, though". That's retarded.
imgur.com category @ccveryweird
![[wife] You're thankful she didn't leave altogether.](/preview/0/63/635933.jpg)
![[wife] She's got it all planned.](/preview/0/63/635973.jpg)
![[girlfriend] She DID start to behave afterwards.](/preview/0/63/635987.jpg)
![[girlfriend] What does she even mean by that?!](/preview/0/63/636000.jpg)
![[girlfriend] She's a good learner.](/preview/0/63/636002.jpg)
![[gif][girlfriend] You're still a scrawny nerd, but she has matured.](/preview/0/63/636005.jpg)
![[wife] Just keep quiet and do what you're told, or she'll show you.](/preview/0/63/636007.jpg)
Your wife told me to send this photo to you. I think she's enjoying herself, don't you?
imgur.com category @heyjoewhatsthat
