8 XXX : thats the one

And with that click, our parents were gone for the night

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"OK son, one more shot for your 'art' class. But then I get what I want"

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When she stays over, my cousin takes over the changing room. Not that I mind.

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Sis likes to pretend that we're old English royalty when we're fucking. Something about carrying on the pure bloodline...

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Auntie thought I would be embarrassed to spend a weekend with her at the nudist colony- we didn't spend much time outdoors, but that was for other reasons

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Mom threw a crazy bachelorette party for her co-worker, without mentioning the that main entertainment was her son

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"Real clever bro. I better not find that pic on the internet"

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Mom knows I like a midnight snack. Tonight she was waiting with one.

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Among a stack of old photos, I found a particularly flattering one of mom.

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Really cousin, absolutely no one else is here. Why do you think I invited you over?

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"Can I have one again with cream filling this morning, daddy?"

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"Uh son, I-wow. That-we'll have to be quick, or your sister will miss us at the pool"

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When sis finally let me in on one of her sleepovers, it was just as I imagined.

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By the time mom remembered she had invited some colleagues over that afternoon, they had already arrived, and we were about to come.

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I really shouldn't keep letting my niece come over to visit the pool. But who could say no to that face?

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Ugh, come on, bro. Lighten up a little, there's no one around for miles!

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"Thanks for letting me chill in your hotel room, bro. No one else here seems to share our hobbies."

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Dad warned me about mom's mid-life crisis, but I don't mind being her snapchat buddy one bit

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After I finish cleaning her pool, my aunt has one final chore for me.

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Don't worry mom, that's just the maids. Dad won't be back for another hour.

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We're totally hidden from the house down here, cousin. So, can I see that big cock I've heard so many stories about?

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"It's double or nothing this time, bro. Just remember you can only pick one though."

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I'm trying to get my sister into tennis. But she's got a one-track mind.

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I found one of mom's old photos. Now I really want to peek at her bush, too.

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So, start with the foot massage and work my way up? I can do that, aunt.

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As I've learned many times, one does not simply try on clothes for mom in her bedroom.

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Wait around my kitchen late at night, and you'll find my sister looking for a snack. I get one then, too.

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Aunty lured me to her ranch with one promise: as many rides as I wanted.

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I begged my sister to wear a one-piece this summer to avoid any more awkwardness between us. I don't think she took me seriously.

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Mom insists that I hand over the camera in our hotel room.

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Mom texted me throughout college. Now that I'm back, we can spend the lazy days we promised each other.

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"Show me yours" was one thing, buts sis freaked a little at my next suggestion.

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Pardon the interruption aunt, but you'll need need a helper to evenly spread that oil.

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I've seen the way you stare at me Nephew - now that we are alone, what is going through your head?

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My cousin and I left the dinner table before dessert was served so I made sure to give her a creampie later that night

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"Are you suure you don't need to help me fix that thing in the shed, brother?"

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Sis and I found a few ways to kill time together. This one is my favorite.

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Since my host family had treated me like one of their own, it felt a little wrong bespoiling their daughter every night.

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When mom found out dad was cheating on her, she decided to one up him and cheat with me

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I, for one, don't mind when sis is distracted by her phone.

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"When you put it that way aunt, I guess I can squeeze in the back seat with you and your friends."

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Happy one year anniversary, son. Here's hoping we won't have to sneak around much longer.

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My aunt specified that I would be on the couch during my stay but, in retrospect, not alone.

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It's a bit of a squeeze at my aunt's every year, but a happy one.

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Sis has been wearing alot less clothing now that she's hitting the gym every day for cheerleading

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Hey cousin...do you like my new one piece? I couldn't decide if I should get a halter top or a strapless...what do you think?

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We still have two weeks to find an outfit that leaves mom and me the most possibilities during the inevitable Christmas parties.

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When she moved in, I didn't know grandma only had one way to pay her share of the rent.

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Before she took the internship, my daughter knew that I wouldn’t expect anything less from her than I get from the others.

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When I ask whether it'll be a lame party or a fun one, mom always gives the right answer.

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