8 XXX : thats the one

On joining their spa day, my sisters weren't mad. "We've a bet that you're gay, bro, but if not, who'll you have?"

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I'd noticed her flirting with me before, but it wasn't until we were alone that I realized what kind of white trash my cousin was

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With a wink, my aunt said that my older cousin was waiting out back for me.

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Now that my aunt is single again, she sends me all her selfies.

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Ever since my cousin got Snapchat, she sends me daily pictures to remind me that I'm her favorite cousin.

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I think we'll be needing that "Do Not Disturb" sign, mom

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Well bro, touch it already. That's why we came in here, right?

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Now that sis is in college, Mom wants to make sure she knows what to expect

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Don't be embarrassed that I caught you staring. Here, take a look at Mommy's bare tits.

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My sister was not happy that I locked her outside. But those few extra seconds of rain were all I needed.

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Mom wasn't surprised at all, that I'd been watching, and was ready. But sis didn't expect the intrusion on her lips.

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I remember the exact moment my sister realized that I hadn't pulled out.

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Since my sister caught me staring at one-too-many other girls with red hair, she's grown as much of it as possible.

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I snapped one of my sis changing, for when she's not around.

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We heard over the phone that dad was extending our vacation another week, but had to head home early on business. And mom was excited.

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I've found one way to quiet my aunt.

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I only got one picture of my drunk aunt this holiday, but at least it was a selfie.

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I recently cashed in one of those "slave for a day" coupons from when I was a kid. Mom was happy to oblige.

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When mom invited me to one of her girlfriends' get togethers, it wasn't quite what I expected.

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"Oh come one honey, you know why I'm dressed like this. Fucking your mother is so wrong, but what if I wanted it as well."

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My mom is always trying to stay up with trends. One day she asked, "What's Twitter for?" So I got her this T-shirt. Then she asked, "What's Tinder for?"

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Mom makes some pretty bad "Dad jokes." But "wanna lay?" wasn't one of them.

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I think that's enough wine, mom. Now for the other thing we were talking about.

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I could only see her one weekend before Christmas, but my aunt and I still exchanged presents.

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"Really, son? There's nothing that would make you miss the concert tonight?"

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Summer is nearing an end, but I convinced my sister of one final blowout.

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"What the fuck, bro?! No way I can fit that in my ass."

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Sis kept it secret that she was coming home for the weekend. She wanted to surprise me.

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Son, do you think I'm as cute as the girls at your school? Is that why you like your mommy kisses open-mouth?

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I cooked dinner for mom but she only wanted one thing for dessert.

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I only have one go-to prank for my sister.

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Our old computer used to crash so often that mom and I had to find a way to pass the time.

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Over the years, we've learned that my sister and I are almost perfect compliments.

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You know brother, no one can see us up here...

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Sis wonders why I take so many pictures. Every once in a while, I catch a good one.

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Bro, you're making me nervous. No one will hear. Just do it like your other girlfriends.

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Mom wasn't going to be satisfied with just one load.

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"Yeah, that's not too bad so far. Now try the rest of it, bro!"

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Mom and sis sometimes surprise me after dad's gone asleep. But only for one reason.

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I always giggle that we literally roll in the hay out on my aunt's farm.

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Free love is one perk of having a hippie sister.

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When my son invites me to his room late at night, it's only to take care of one thing.

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Sometimes bratty little sisters turn into slutty ones.

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Even when she called, I could tell that returning my old shirt was just the pretext for my aunt’s visit.

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Sis has been trying since forever to get me to exercise. And all it took was one idea.

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When my little sister started showing an interest in boys, mom insisted she only do one thing with them, and first learn how to do it properly at home.

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As soon as I finish one household duty, mom reminds me of another.

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Visiting colleges with my step-mom was an unforgettable experience, in more ways than one.

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Fourteen hours on a plane, one hour in a cab, and forty eight hours in my aunt is how I like to spend my vacation days.

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There’s only one way to shut up my bratty sister.

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