Just going to Arby's with my ex...as friends. Stop being jealous he's like a brother now.
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Your girlfriend wants a baby in her belly. Here is how she is making it a reality.
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"It was just some adult modeling babe, relax. It's not like I'm a whore."
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Hey bud, is this your wife? She can really take a dick. Thanks for letting her go out tonight!
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Every time he ejaculates inside your girlfriend, their bond grows a little stronger.
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Your broke girlfriend somehow has enough money to visit a high end spa every Monday.
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She struggled for about 10 seconds before letting her husband's best friend inside her.
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I promise I'll never cheat but if I do, of course I will be safe!
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Your wife said she was working late again but she was just meeting this guy for sex
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Your girlfriend accepts "donations" from guys she meets on Ashley Madison
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1 in 4 women in relationships say something similar every day.
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Her boyfriend was blowing spit bubbles and talking to aliens in the other room. [Roommate POV]
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"He's just my talent manager, don't be so jealous. You know I'm not into white boys"
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