"Girls night out" is just another way of saying "I'm gonna let someone else fuck me tonight"
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It's Spring Time and your wife is ovulating. Mother Nature is simply telling her body what to do.
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"I don't even have feelings for him anymore! I just want to go catch up, don't be so jealous!"
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Slut challenge: Seduce your roommate while your boyfriend is sleeping
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your gf spends a lot of time in your neighbors pool lately (Request: /u/LampB1001)
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Back when your girlfriend still made your roommate use a condom
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Every time your girlfriend goes to a house party, she disappears after a few shots
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"Of course I didn't fuck my ex today. I just sat on his lap as a joke. Relax babe, we're friends."
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Hubby at work, toddler finally napping...now it's mommy's turn to get some attention.
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"My favorite is the special study session with the college quarterback".
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The very first thing your girlfriend does when a new cock enters her pussy.
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After weeks of bickering at each other, your girlfriend and roommate finally made up.
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"I said I was your princess, I didn't say I was monogamous."
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She always says "My panties stay on and he never cums inside....How can that be cheating?"
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"clap clap clap clap" went his balls before your girlfriend let him finish inside her.
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Your girlfriend put her studio up on Air BnB to make extra money.
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Anytime your girlfriend says she's going on "girl's night" - this is what's actually happening.
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It's one thing to leave me alone at the party, but did she have to fuck him round the back?
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Your girl has this conversation with guys she meets on Bumble
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She hooked up with 6 guys on Spring Break last year, we still don't know who the dad is.
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When her boyfriend is out of town for the weekend and her FWB is on his way
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