8 XXX : family friend

It's hard enough to find time to hang out with my cousin without mom always looking over my shoulder.

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My sister's had to repeat senior year, and I still nearly make her late to class.

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I still catch my little sis looking up to me.

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One hour in to "maid for a day," my sister offered a quicker payment on our bet.

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Sleeping only feet away from my smokin' hot cousin was bad enough. When she invited me in, I nearly lost it.

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Even though I was only spending the day with my sisters, mom came home a minute earlier than I would have liked.

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Well, yeah cousin, our parents are gone. What's so funny about that?

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It's always embarrassing to be caught fooling around by your girlfriend's mom. Especially when she's your mom, too.

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My parents think I'm awfully rude to just wait in my room when my sister comes to visit. But it's really just more practical.

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My sister accidentally walked in on us. I'm not sure if she was more surprised at what we were doing, or that mom wouldn't stop with her present.

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"They're cute. Don't you think, bro?"

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My sister took the reigns of her sorority this year. I'm now part of the hazing.

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Mom can be so chatty when my brother and I have other things to do.

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Backseat is the best seat on long trips with my aunt, if she promises to do the laundry after.

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Using my sister as a fleshlight.

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We were jumping on mom and dad's bed when she said, "Hey brother, ever seen one of these?"

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breaking the news to daddy.

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"So nephew...is this my entertainment for the weekend?"

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Sis knows I'm a Star Wars fan, so after my girlfriend left she texted "R2 gets the D2?"

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My girlfriend has always complained that she can't find a nice guy for her daughter. I never really cared until today.

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That does sound tempting, aunt.

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Like many parents, mom gives us a kiss before we head off to school. She just slips in a little tongue.

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There are only so many times a guy can walk by his sister's cute ass just waiting in her room.

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Mom knows that my dad is a heavy sleeper. She just likes the dirty talk.

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Now that she moved into my apartment, I can't get my sister to let go of me.

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My sister usually picks boring movies, but empty theatres.

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I complained about a few injuries, and my daughter offered to show me a relaxation technique in the shower.

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I never imagined my sister would get a playboy bunny tattoo. Or the rest.

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Most girls wouldn't want their little brother crashing a sleepover. But he's not just my little brother.

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"I told you to quit spying on me!"

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"Kids, what are you up to back there?"

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Usually, when mom tells me I've been a bad boy, it's already pretty obvious.

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My sister is encouraging at just the right moments.

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"Oh, keep going kids."

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Come here, brother. Mom won't be home for hours.

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If mom and sis fight all the time, there's one thing that brings them together.

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With no money for Netflix, sis and I just chill.

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That moment when funny times with bro turn real.

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So cousin, how do you like the new bikini?

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With just a little rope, my sister can be much nicer to me.

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The shuttle driver just thought we were crazy kids on Spring Break. He must have missed the "God bro!"s.

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Just as I was starting to connect with my cousin, her parents returned home.

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I can't believe the things my brother is doing with our new step-mom. Or that they leave the door open.

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I make sure to leave my daughter with a kiss before she heads off on her dates.

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My step-sister is always fidgeting at the dinner table.

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After her last exam Senior Year, sis revealed our plans for the summer.

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Bro's so energetic in the morning. I'm usually just hanging on.

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The stereotypes on this are true: dating someone with a daughter is a package deal.

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Funnily enough, her boyfriend ignores all suspicious noises when my sister responds, "Relax, I'm with my brother."

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Mom was really excited about the new master shower. Now I see why.

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