8 XXX : family friend

My sister was excited when she found out my girlfriend was bi.

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"Forget about her, big brother. Would that slut let you do this?"

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I'm steadily bringing my sister to the dark side.

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My sister and I both come home to do laundry, and there's always time to kill when we do.

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Being alone on a Friday night isn't something my sister or I can accept.

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You're not Mikey... You're my step-dad!

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"I'm sorry if it makes you uncomfortable, it just itches okay? Mmmph, it's really deep in there, I can't reach it. Could you help me maybe?"

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Mom said she thought about me at work today, and couldn't wait to tell me about it.

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All the smooth talk in the world can be undone when your mom sees your cousin's car in the driveway.

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I tried to give the most relaxing, platonic massage to my nephew possible. But accidents do happen.

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If I don't complain once while shopping with mom all day, there's a reward in it back home.

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Sometimes my sister and I get so lost in our own world we forget when mom is due back.

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"OK bro, why don't you come behind me for this next pose."

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Sis is still figuring out what she wants out of life. I try to show her the things I enjoy.

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Turns out daddy and I have the same taste in women.

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"No honey, I haven't seen our niece anywhere."

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My step-sister has been shit-talking white guys of late, so I had to set her straight on a few things.

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I always love having dinner at my cousin's house.

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My sister knows that I watch her get undressed. And today, I emerged for the finale.

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It's nice to wake up to my sister back home for the summer.

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My sister and I should probably be more careful, but mom is always insisting we not leave a mess.

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On our first trip to Vegas, my sister found a cute girl she wanted to experiment with. But she asked for a familiar presence, too.

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There's no furniture in our apartment yet, but I'm happy just sharing it with my sisters.

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"Jeez bro, that was pretty nice."

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Mom and dad just installed a master bath, but I think we're getting the most use.

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Beach trips are always more fun with my sister in tow.

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My sisters are great roommates.

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Little sisters never believe what you tell them. They have to be shown.

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My sister got bored building sandcastles.

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Alright sis, enough watching.

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Oh, I know my bro's watching.

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Finding dirt on my sister can serve many ends.

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Sis took a break from her party just to say she'd been thinking about me.

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When my brother does an extra good job, he gets a hug from me.

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During our summer trip, sharing a bed with my brother wasn't quite as bad as I let on.

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I discovered why my sister does so much laundry at our house.

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Sis says if she closes the door to her bedroom, dad would think it suspicious. So we don't.

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After I flew home from a long year at college, mom tipped the cabbie extra for a private reunion.

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My aunt is cool enough to let my girlfriend and me use her place to fool around. But she does like to watch.

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"OK brother, but only because you asked so nicely..."

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Turkey and gravy are the reasons to go to Thanksgiving, but my niece is the reason to come.

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Sis wants to be a vampire for Halloween, and is practicing her draining skills.

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Didn't I tell you sis? The real thing is much better.

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My aunt really loves romantic movies. And I'm starting to, too.

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My sisters are using me to test out a new drive-thru idea.

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To think, I used to believe that my sister's big mouth was good only for yapping.

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Mom keeps talking about something daddy wants to do, but she won't let on just what.

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I would tell on my brother and step-mom so quickly, if I weren't still hoping they would invite me.

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Sorry not sorry I ripped your yoga pants, sis.

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I have a little thing for my step-mother. Thankfully, her daughter is helping me through it.

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