[wife] They make a mess, and you have to clean it up: that's how unfair your life has become.
imgur.com category @ccveryweird
imgur.com category @ccveryweird
[gif] You fucking your bride on your honeymoon, you pull out, and I slide in.
imgur.com category @throwaway-account-85
I hate it when I lose my wife in the store, and after 5 minutes she comes back like this.
imgur.com category @MyBlackHoles
That Dangerous Time When She's Ovulating and You Can't Find Her Anywhere
imgur.com category @creative-juices
She left to go to the bathroom, and picked up a cute guy at the bar on the way
imgur.com category @heyjoewhatsthat
She's going to ache in ways you have never seen. And she's going to beg for more.
imgur.com category @caseyhart9
[wife] And the second anniversary is probably going to be even worse.
imgur.com category @ccveryweird
imgur.com category @SomeRandomRedditor
Ever wonder why they call em cockroaches? Yeah, me neither, and quite frankly I didn't want to know.
imgur.com category @SomeRandomRedditor
imgur.com category @Kainpt
gfycat.com category @uranonfraand
And you wondered why all her girlfriends were treating you so differently lately
imgur.com category @SandmanEpic
imgur.com category @chattyman1213
gfycat.com category @PM_4_DEEPTHROAT
gfycat.com category @RickyLanding
imgur.com category @bimbolivia
And this is why I get constantly called into HR for inappropriate work wardrobe
imgur.com category @huluandsnusnu
"Why don't you rest your head on my lap and let me take care of you?"
imgur.com category @A_THOT_Occurs
And now you're wondering why your genetics aren't this good
gfycat.com category @AnimeAndMangaTiddies
redd.it category @secretlittle