imgur.com category @ccveryweird
imgur.com category @MyBlackHoles
[girlfriend] And there was a time when she thought that your 5'' were "big".
imgur.com category @ccveryweird
[mom] Watch your mouth or you're gonna get it (and so is your mother).
imgur.com category @ccveryweird
She loves to pick up guys, fuck them, and them make me clean her up.
imgur.com category @heyjoewhatsthat
Dear diary, today I could not find anything to fuck and so I turned to my reliable friend...
imgur.com category @ZiggyMortis
A very nice looking whisk and knife, looks like professional grade to me.
imgur.com category @SomeRandomRedditor
Bread dough. I wonder if he baked and ate it after he finished? [Xpost from /r/wtf]
imgur.com category @SomeRandomRedditor
She really loves to bone [Xpost from /r/halloweenporn and /r/wtf]
imgur.com category @SomeRandomRedditor
Yet another whisk. These are getting almost as common as bottles, cucumbers and bananas....
imgur.com category @SomeRandomRedditor