From "mommy can I have a snack?" to "show me that pussy, slut" in two swipes of her index finger.
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Text from girlfriend: Getting the rest of my stuff at my ex-boyfriend's house. Be home soon <3
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Slide your wedding ring into your pussy, and beg me to come over.
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"A really nice man paid for my gas because he liked my outfit, babe"
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Yes, I have a boyfriend. Yes, you can still fuck me. No, you don't need a condom.
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She makes more money at the car wash job than her husband does as a software engineer.
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"Of course I'd never fuck a white guy, babe. Don't get so jealous"
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Your girlfriend was faithful for the first 4 days of college but then she got drunk
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What's the difference between your 5 inch boyfriend and your 8 inch roommate, sweetheart?
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Thousands of women in relationships have let Craiglist strangers fuck them bareback.
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When you ask your bf for a threesome and he immediately agrees but he's not actually invited ;)
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I'll be home soon baby, I'm just catching up with an old friend
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Always remember: Someone's princess is always someone else's cock sleeve.
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72% of American women will cheat bareback before they turn 30.
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You are the hottest girl in your shit hole town. Do you really expect your boyfriend to dump you?
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Her boyfriend will never see the audition, but he'll feel the difference.
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