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When her husband couldn't provide for her, I hired her as a maid.
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"I didn't ask, nor do I give a shit. I'll just pretend you got fat." [Asshole Bull POV]
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Her boyfriend treats her like a princess, but her roommate uses her as his own personal cum dumpster
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In between taking the kids to soccer practice and PTA meetings.
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You can tell it's your girl's first week at college (she's still making random guys use rubbers)
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"Girls night out" is just another way of saying "I'm gonna let someone else fuck me tonight"
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It's Spring Time and your wife is ovulating. Mother Nature is simply telling her body what to do.
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gfycat.com category @Crippled_commenter
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Slut challenge: Seduce your roommate while your boyfriend is sleeping
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"I don't even have feelings for him anymore! I just want to go catch up, don't be so jealous!"
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Back when your girlfriend still made your roommate use a condom
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Every time your girlfriend goes to a house party, she disappears after a few shots
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your gf spends a lot of time in your neighbors pool lately (Request: /u/LampB1001)
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"Of course I didn't fuck my ex today. I just sat on his lap as a joke. Relax babe, we're friends."
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