You took a nap after dinner and your gf made pie with your brother. Happy Thanksgiving bro.
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If she giggles when she says "stop I have a boyfriend" she wants you to keep going.
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"Your boyfriend told you to lose weight? Come over, you can tell him you found a personal trainer."
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"Do you have to get back to your fat wife and kids or can you stay and talk?"
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What? You are getting mad like he put his huge penis inside me.
gfycat.com category @PerenniallyHard
Your tattoo'd girlfriend told you she booked a "modeling gig"
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Your girlfriend was offered the position despite almost blowing it
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Can you make sure my wife's needs are met? I'll be back in a week.
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"I want to make money but I love my boyfriend, what do you suggest?"
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I promise I'll never cheat but if I do, of course I will be safe!
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Your girlfriend loves to cheat more than she could ever love you!
gfycat.com category @PornMaker2048
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Your wife changes the sheets everyday. Obviously it's because she's very hygienic.
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Your girlfriend wants a baby in her belly. Here is how she is making it a reality.
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Another "loyal" girlfriend getting drilled bareback by a stranger she met on POF.
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Hey bud, is this your wife? She can really take a dick. Thanks for letting her go out tonight!
gfycat.com category @BBSK9911
Your broke girlfriend somehow has enough money to visit a high end spa every Monday.
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He's going to empty his massive balls inside your ovulating girlfriend.
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Just going to Arby's with my ex...as friends. Stop being jealous he's like a brother now.
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Every time he ejaculates inside your girlfriend, their bond grows a little stronger.
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