imgur.com category @Crippled_commenter
You'll never catch her by finding condom wrappers in her gym bag. She doesn't use them.
tumblr.com category @Crippled_commenter
"I could steal your boyfriend in my sleep, stupid bitch." [Homewrecker POV]
imgur.com category @Crippled_commenter
imgur.com category @Crippled_commenter
When she tells you she's doing a second load, she's not talking about laundry
gfycat.com category @ethanbeaver
Her boyfriend was out looking for engagement rings while a bare cock was hitting her cervix.
tumblr.com category @Crippled_commenter
"Would you relax, he's just my trainer. I'm not even in to white boys."
gfycat.com category @Crippled_commenter
imgur.com category @RocketMuller
tumblr.com category @Crippled_commenter
I let her do porn so we could afford to pay the rent. She was never supposed to enjoy it
gfycat.com category @[deleted]
gfycat.com category @Crippled_commenter
5 minutes after her boyfriend went to work she went downstairs to get his roommate
gfycat.com category @Crippled_commenter
Sorry if the sheets are dirty, we might've spilled some ice cream.
gfycat.com category @PerenniallyHard
Look how confident and playful they get when they start absorbing load after load after load.
gfycat.com category @Crippled_commenter
"He just wants to buy me a beer because we haven't seen each other forever, relax."
gfycat.com category @Crippled_commenter
gfycat.com category @Crippled_commenter
"He's obviously too big for a condom, its not like my BF will find out anyway"
gfycat.com category @Crippled_commenter
imgur.com category @Crippled_commenter