With no time to shower, the bridal party was smelly and giggling during the whole wedding.
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"Your boyfriend told you to lose weight? Come over, you can tell him you found a personal trainer."
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What? You are getting mad like he put his huge penis inside me.
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Your tattoo'd girlfriend told you she booked a "modeling gig"
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Your girlfriend was offered the position despite almost blowing it
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If she giggles when she says "stop I have a boyfriend" she wants you to keep going.
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Your wife changes the sheets everyday. Obviously it's because she's very hygienic.
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Can you make sure my wife's needs are met? I'll be back in a week.
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Just going to Arby's with my ex...as friends. Stop being jealous he's like a brother now.
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Your girlfriend wants a baby in her belly. Here is how she is making it a reality.
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"It was just some adult modeling babe, relax. It's not like I'm a whore."
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Hey bud, is this your wife? She can really take a dick. Thanks for letting her go out tonight!
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Every time he ejaculates inside your girlfriend, their bond grows a little stronger.
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Your broke girlfriend somehow has enough money to visit a high end spa every Monday.
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She struggled for about 10 seconds before letting her husband's best friend inside her.
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Your wife said she was working late again but she was just meeting this guy for sex
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Your girlfriend accepts "donations" from guys she meets on Ashley Madison
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1 in 4 women in relationships say something similar every day.
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