Your girlfriend and her roommate go camping a lot. She loves the outdoors
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Sent my BF a video of me riding his best friend while he’s out of town (22,F)
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"I have an audition to become a model today, I'll be gone a few hours."
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Picked GF up from a house party, found her on the couch like this
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Your makes you wear them, though⦠thats why you have a sidechick
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Spring Break 2019 condom rule (only applies to wives and girlfriends, sorry single ladies)
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Ooo yeah sorry dude, she said she needed some real dick. I was more than happy to provide
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"A really nice man paid for my gas because he liked my outfit, babe"
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Yes, I have a boyfriend. Yes, you can still fuck me. No, you don't need a condom.
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She makes more money at the car wash job than her husband does as a software engineer.
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"Of course I'd never fuck a white guy, babe. Don't get so jealous"
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Thousands of women in relationships have let Craiglist strangers fuck them bareback.
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Your girlfriend was faithful for the first 4 days of college but then she got drunk
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Always remember: Someone's princess is always someone else's cock sleeve.
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When you ask your bf for a threesome and he immediately agrees but he's not actually invited ;)
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Tell your boyfriend we're carpooling to work, and get in. NOW.
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Her boyfriend will never see the audition, but he'll feel the difference.
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Your 38-year-old wife sends vids like this to 23-year-olds on Tinder
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