![[bull][wife] Credit where credit is due.](/preview/0/63/635496.jpg)
![[gif][wife] What they did afterwards wasn't something good friends would do, though...](/preview/0/63/635502.jpg)
[gif][wife] What they did afterwards wasn't something good friends would do, though...
imgur.com category @ccveryweird
![[wife] The real answer is "NO, BABY, NO", but at the time all you could think of was...](/preview/0/63/635534.jpg)
[wife] The real answer is "NO, BABY, NO", but at the time all you could think of was...
imgur.com category @ccveryweird
Your wife hasn't given you a blowjob in years. Your best friend is another story.
imgur.com category @[deleted]
![[wife] And the second anniversary is probably going to be even worse.](/preview/0/63/635593.jpg)
[wife] And the second anniversary is probably going to be even worse.
imgur.com category @ccveryweird
They all laughed as you mopped up the puddle of sperm that had slipped out of her flooded womb
imgur.com category @Forcedslut
![[wife] It's not what it seems.](/preview/0/63/635566.jpg)
![[wife] "Wow, he just tore them off you? And what happened then?"](/preview/0/133/1333683.jpg)
She's going to ache in ways you have never seen. And she's going to beg for more.
imgur.com category @caseyhart9
![At least your job is secure. [maximum verbosity]](/preview/0/133/1333702.jpg)