Your girlfriend went for drinks with her "friend", you got this late in the night
imgur.com category @charliemanx
In sporting terms, your wife has assigned you to the bench for poor performance.
imgur.com category @soloman_aus
It was a new experience for her, after getting used to using only two finger to stroke you.
gfycat.com category @Triggerwarningsos
My douchbag coworker sent me a video of my older sister sucking his dick!
gfycat.com category @[deleted]
gfycat.com category @suckmydiddle
gfycat.com category @detroitrock
His testicles are literally double the size of yours. She deserves the load he's about to produce.
imgur.com category @Crippled_commenter