She loves to pick up guys, fuck them, and them make me clean her up.
imgur.com category @heyjoewhatsthat
[wife] That extra-buff guy is bound to know better about these kind of things, I guess.
imgur.com category @ccveryweird
[wife] You may be dying of jealously, but at least she's having fun. Isn't she?
imgur.com category @ccveryweird
She's convinced you are a substandard beta male. She loves letting you know that.
imgur.com category @MyBlackHoles