[wife] The pay is great, but her bosses are literally slavedrivers, dammit.
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[gif][girlfriend] Wow, she's far too damn freaking overconfident, isn't she?
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[mom] "Keep it shut" is a good advice. You wish your mother and sister followed it too.
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